PlayStation 5 Pro Console 30th Anniversary IN Hand Limited Edition Bundle PS5

Description: Please read this full description before buying and thank you for time.I have this console in Hand and ready to be delivered to you! Yes, yes I know, I know.... it is a bit over priced but let me tell you what you are really getting with this purchase. Obviously you are getting the best thing out there right now! PS5 Pro 30th Edition Bundle coming in Hot and Ready to your doorstep in the USA!Which incLudes: Limited edition PS5® Pro consolELimited edition DualSense Edge™ wireless controlleRLimited edition DualSense® wireless controllerLimiteD editiOn DualSeNse charging statiOnLimiTed edition console coveR for disc drivELimited edition vertical standOriginal PlayStatiOn contRoller-sTyle cable connector housing4 PlayStation shapes cable tiesPlayStation stickerLimited Edition PlayStation poster (one of 30 possible designs)PlayStation™ paperclip (Freaking awesome cause we all use paper so much in todays digital world!) But wait there is more!!!!!!! I'm not gonna trust the postal service to deliver this to you, which is why I will be personally delivering it to your doorstep once I get a new car. Oh that's the other part of this story and the reason for this price, see I was going to work and really enjoying my monster energy drink, life was going great that day! The night before I got a full 4.5 hours of sleep after putting 3 kids to bed, walking the dog, and cleaning up its mess in my house (still isn't potty trained yet). I was almost to work (after an hour commute) early in the morning and nature decided I had it too good and sent the full destructive force of an animal, that always seems to be in the wrong place at the right time, into the side of my car, causing it to become redecorated from the outside in with beautiful antler crafted shards of glass inside my interior and around my body and in my ear canal. That was probably one of the most unnecessary things I had ever experience and nature had no reason to single me out like that. I mean I drive (well drove) an impreza, very fuel efficient, had low miles, made with zero impact on enironment when it was made (subaru's words), I also work with a ton of truck owners and that animal, filled with raged, couldn't just target one of them instead? Anyways, thankfully i was able to walk away (animal not so much), car was totaled and I need to buy a new one (new to me anyways), I'm about to go through my mid-life crisis so I'll probably end up getting a blue jeep (always wanted one), and with your help I can do that and finally put this tragic ordeal behind me. Now back to me delivering the best Console of our time, where ever you live in the USA I will be personally driving to see you and deliver it safe in my new jeep while wearing one of my many Hawaiian shirts and Costa Del Mar Sunglass (Protect your eyes from the sun) and the PS5 Pro 30th Edition Anniversary Bundle will be in the front seat buckled up next to me! I know what you are thinking and yes I could hit another animal along the way and be delayed, well don't worry I've thought of that. I will also be buying a t-shirt cannon that me and some of my redneck buddies (we are not hibbiliies, learn the difference) will be modifying to project corn pellets 300 yards from my car to distract them from my new ride. If one does manage to not go for the food, as a last resort we will be installing a snow plow on the front of the vehicle to at move the animal out of the way with the least amount impact as possible. And to ensure the animals safety as its flying through the air, there will be a separate vehicle behind me hauling a bouncy castle that will try to catch the animal in mid flight before it hits the ground (See 3rd photo for details of plan). When I finally make it to your state, please plan on site seeing with me as well and I've made a list of things we can do while visiting you and I'm hoping you will want to join me on those adventures (see 4th photo). In short, I'm hoping we can become life long friends and play together on the Playstation 5 Pro 30th Anniversary Bundle you just purchased from me (yes I'll want to come over for sleep overs sometimes, I'll pay for the pizza and blockbuster rentals). Also see 4th photo for ideas for fun as well if you live in Ohio (not a very detailed photo but it gets the point across). Thank you for looking at my auction and please buy it now, I know what my driving skills are worth it and I've put alot of effort into this plan and the PS5 Pro 30th Anniversary Bundle is a nice bonus as well but your getting a steal in a new best friend. I'm also adding local pickup if you want, cause I live in a pretty cool place as well, minus the deer.

Price: 49420.69 USD

Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee

End Time: 2024-12-21T01:48:19.000Z

Shipping Cost: N/A USD